WHAT A HEEL!: Those Animal Rights Activists Are Such Killjoys
Every year since 1974, folks have converged on the small English fishing
But the fun came to a crashing halt this year, reports the Associated Press, when an animal rights activist threatened to draw negative publicity to the event. In an anonymous e-mail, the protester called the practice disrespectful to the dead eel and threatened to film the contest to attract adverse media attention. Note that this slimy stick-in-the-mud was too cowardly to come out into the open himself.
The Stiletto always wondered what folks without cable TV or Internet access did to pass the time. Now she knows. Well, looks like these poor folks will have to go back to morris dancing.




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