NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: At Least He Planned To Use A Condom
Responding to a call about suspicious activity at the St. Charles Cemetery in rural southwestern Wisconsin, a police officer allegedly found twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and their friend, Dustin Radke, 20, in the process of digging up the corpse of a 20-year-old woman who died in a motorcycle accident on Aug. 27th. Radke told police that on the way to the cemetery, they stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms because Nicholas Grunke wanted to have sex with the corpse. Charged with attempted theft and attempting to have sex with a corpse, each could get up to 5½ years in prison and a $17,500 fine if convicted.
- Pioneer Press, September 6, 2006
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