WHAT A HEEL!: Brad Invents New Way To Say, "Why Buy The Cow When You Get The Milk Free"
Brad Pitt was already in The Stiletto’s What A Heel! Hall Of Fame for dumping – out of the blue - Friend Jennifer Aniston. Depending on your point of view, Other Woman Angelina Jolie has it better, because this time Pitt is not hiding his intentions – rather, that he has no intention of marrying her. No matter how many babies she births and/or adopts. Or, as he put it in an interview that will appear in the October issue of Esquire, they will get married "when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."
The Stiletto is willing to bet that Pitt will never make an honest woman out of Jolie, since "everyone else" includes:
† Polygamist pedophile Warren Jeffs, who has a penchant for joining in matrimony barely pubescent girls and men old enough to be their grandfathers;
† Men who have sex with animals wedding, not just bedding, the objects of their lust; and
† Sons murdering their fathers and marrying their mothers.
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