NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Paris Hilton Admits She’s "Not That Smart"
When asked what she knows about a burglary at the home of Hollywood porn producer Joe Francis, Paris Hilton told the police, "I'm not that smart... I don’t remember... I forget stuff all the time." The Stiletto gives her brownie points for being honest.
- The Sun via OpinionJournal, September 25, 2006




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