IN MY SHOES: What Keith Olbermann Is Like In Bed
Let’s get one thing straight right off: The Stiletto did not – and never would – sleep with Keith Olbermann. In fact, the very thought of Olbermann having sex – with anyone - makes The Stiletto’s stomach turn. The Stiletto hasn’t felt this queasy since she was forced to think about Maury Povich doing It.
No, this first person account concerns a "brown haired beauty" who is "a 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent" blogging about the sad sack session because she doesn't want other hapless victims "to fall into the same trap . . . and I want him to feel some remorse for what he's done." The New York Post’s Richard Johnson reports ("Keith Gets Low Ratings In Bed") that this "bitter babe" was a fan of Olbermann’s and corresponded with him by E-mail for a while. Eventually, they met in a hotel room in New York. He opened a bottle of Merlot, which he "spilled all over." When "sexual activity began" … Olbermann had difficulty:
"I pretended he knew what he was doing … I adored the guy. I didn't want him to think he was a dud in bed," so she faked experiencing ecstasy.
Next, he piled on excuses as to why he had to leave. "He told me he's an insomniac and that it's hard for him not to sleep in his own bed. He also mentioned he hadn't had 'company' in a while. [He said] he had an early meeting with the Yankees [and] he might be allergic to the pillows in the hotel bed."
Six days later, she claims, Olbermann e-mailed her to tell her never to contact him again. "I practically begged him to explain what I did wrong. I told him I deserved some kind of explanation for such a dismissal, but I never heard from him again."
She said she's since heard from six other women who say they had brief sexual relationships with Olbermann.
Using the screen name KarmaBites1, the woman recounts the tedious tryst on her blog, "For This Relief I Give Thanks," a line from "Hamlet" she says Olbermann quoted before bolting from the bed.
What, after all this you were expecting "Romeo"?
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February 6, 2007
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