NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Hot Wax
The Stiletto is having another bout of indecision. This time, it’s whether the so-called "Wisconsin spa bandit" is "Not The Sharpest Knife," or "A Heel." She went back and forth on this burning question until she decided to acknowledge him in this space, because all police need to do to nail him is to check his underarms (well, there’s one other place they could check, but they probably will not want to go there – you’ll see what The Stiletto means).
Using the name "Scott Kendry," a man booked four hours and $400 worth of spa treatments – including eyebrow, back, chest and underarm waxes, as well as a Brazilian bikini wax, plus a 75-minute massage that concentrated on his "glutes" - at the Azana Salon and Spa in Brookfield, then slipped out without paying the bill.
After the waxes and massage, the man said he would get some papers from his car so that he could work during the pedicure, and instructed spa owner Tami Swaine to "tell the pedicurist to run the water." He never returned. He’s apparently pulled this stunt at five other spas in the area, and should be as hairless as a billiard ball by now.
- CourtTV News, October 21, 2006
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