NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Birthday Suit Burglar


When police found Dennis Reed Jr., 19, he was naked as a jay bird and stuck between an air conditioning unit and a window frame of an apartment in Forrest City, AK. He never got inside the apartment he allegedly intended to rob. Neither the police, nor emergency personnel, were able to free Reed – then the fire department came to the rescue by entering the apartment and removing the air conditioner. Reed was charged with residential burglary. The Stiletto wants to know why he wasn’t also charged with indecent exposure.
-The Associated Press, October 23, 2006

Posted by The Stiletto at October 27, 2006
Categories: Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer
 

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