NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: If You Study Hard, You’ll Be Stuck In Vietnam Only Four Months
The other day Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) warned college students in California: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." He then claimed his suggestion that our troops are uneducated and stupid, was a "botched joke" and that "the White House knows this full well," according to Reuters. Kerry did not explain how the White House is able to read his mind. Maybe The Patriot Act has gone too far.
For no apparent reason, Reuters notes that: "Kerry served in the Navy in the Vietnam War. Bush was a member of the Texas Air National Guard during that war, spending his time in the United States. Cheney avoid [sic] Vietnam with student deferments." Reuters did not explain whether readers were supposed to infer that Kerry was "dumber" than Bush and Cheney.
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February 13, 2007
The Stiletto wrote:
Clearly, Boston public safety officials overreacted to finding 38 LED screens depicting characters from the Cartoon Network’s "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" show on buildings, along roadways and under bridges all over the city. The viral marketing campaign was launched in ten cities two to three weeks ago, including New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia. "[O]nly Boston saw police action," according to Media Daily News. Turner Broadcasting System Inc., which owns the Cartoon Network, "did not forewarn local authorities, because they never imagined the campaign would cause alarm," reports The ...
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