NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: A Double Shot Of Dumb
A 23-year old man and two accomplices, ages 20 and 18, are accused of an attempted kidnapping of a teenager during which the oldest – and presumably wisest – of them managed to shoot himself in the groin when the gun he stuck in the waistband of his pants went off. He flinched from the pain and the gun fired again; this time, the bullet hit him in the left calf. The three stooges have been arrested.
- The Associated Press,
Editorial Note: Check out the AP’s headline. For some reason that The Stiletto can’t fathom, it appears to be written in Ebonics.
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