NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: One Tire Short Of A Set


David Woods, 30, needed a few parts for his Oldsmobile – fast - so he raced to a nearby Auto Zone store. When the police spotted him, he was speeding and weaving all over the road. As they pursued Woods, the officers noticed that the car was missing its front fender, and was riding on three tires and a rim. When police caught up to Woods and administered field sobriety tests, he flunked and was charged with DUI.
- The Associated Press, December 15, 2006

Posted by The Stiletto at December 18, 2006
Categories: Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer
 

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