NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Frank Fraud
James Clay was jonesing for hot dogs, so he put two of them into one bun and smothered the whole thing in condiments in an dishonest attempt to get a two-fer. The convenience store clerk had seen this ploy before, and called the cops. Clay, who has already wanted on a warrant for failure to pay child support, is in custody at the Polk County (IA) in lieu of a $59,230 bond.
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