WHAT A HEEL!: Dinner Host Threw Himself Into Cooking
Chilean shlock-artist Marco Evaristti threw a dinner party at which he served agnolotti pasta and meatballs. It wasn’t until he put the steaming plates in front of each guest that he announced the meatballs had been cooked with fat sucked out of his own body in a lipo procedure last year. The same derivative hack who once gave people the chance to puree fish swimming in the beaker of a blender, told Agence France-Presse: "The question of whether or not to eat human flesh is more important than the result. You are not a cannibal if you eat art." AFP doesn’t report whether any of the guests spontaneously added their own "garnish" to the meal.
Editorial Note: A carnivorous epicure, The Stiletto is planning to go vegetarian during Lent this year and will re-read this item each time her resolve waivers.
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