NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Look Before You Leap
Alleged burglar Brian Valentino, 33, was being taken to the Onondaga County jail in Syracuse, NY, when he kicked out a back window of the squad car and dived from the vehicle. He ran into the first building he saw - which, unfortunately for him, turned out to be the headquarters of the county sheriff's office. His game of hide and seek ended when a retired deputy saw the snow-covered, handcuffed Valentino rush into the lobby and followed him down a hallway to his hiding place behind a door.
- KIRO-TV-Channel 7 (Seattle), January 12, 2007




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