NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Housebreaker Horny, Hungry And Hazy


Police say a burglar broke into a State College, PA, home ordered five pay-per-view porn movies, left fast-food wrappers all over the place and sprayed their stuff with a fire extinguisher he found on the premises. Although this is the most peculiar MO The Stiletto has ever come across, the police did not have any suspects.
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Associated Press, January 17, 2007

 

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