THE DAILY BLADE: Take That, Al Gore!

 

After reviewing data published in scholarly journals, a panel of experts pulled together by the National Research Council concludes that the extended droughts that have afflicted the Colorado River Basin over the past 10 years “are a recurrent and integral feature of the basin’s climate.” This finding is supported by temperature trends, direct streamflow measurements going back 100 years and tree-ring based reconstructions of the Colorado River’s flow over several centuries.

 

According to the panel:

 

For many years, scientific understanding of Colorado River flows was based primarily on measurements of the river’s flow at gaging stations …

 

However, recent tree-ring based reconstructions demonstrate that Colorado River flows occasionally shift into decadal-long periods in which average flows are lower, or higher, than the supposed mean value of 15 million acre-feet/year.

 

The panel also considered computer-generated climate simulations along with temperature records and concluded that, “the  preponderance of scientific evidence suggests that warmer future temperatures will reduce future Colorado River streamflow and water supplies.” However, this finding was preceded by a big, honking caveat that somehow escaped the notice of The New York Times: “There is less consensus regarding future trends in precipitation(emphasis, The Stiletto’s).

 

Here’s how The New York Times characterized the findings:

 

Global warming is already making things worse … Rainfall patterns are difficult to predict … panel member, Connie A. Woodhouse, a geographer at the University of Arizona, said at the news conference. But the report said it was probable that the region would experience less precipitation over all in a warmer world (emphasis, The Stiletto’s.)

 

Now, it is entirely within the realm of possibility that the scientists holding the press conference – which The Stiletto did not attend – spontaneously decided to make wild statements about global warming that are unsupported by the data they painstakingly gathered and analyzed, but this scenario seems highly unlikely. In The Stiletto’s experience, researchers prefer to downplay their findings than to hype them and look foolish – or worse - before their peers.

 

No doubt, The New York Times stands by its reporting.

 

 

Americans Are Illiterate and Innumerate, But Unionized Teachers Are “Criminally Low Paid”

 

Numerous studies have shown that millions of Americans cannot read or do basic math well enough to conduct basic transactions of life, according to The Washington Post:

 

Low health literacy affects up to 90 million Americans, according to a 2004 report by the Institute of Medicine. These adults are unable to “obtain and understand basic health information and services needed to make informed decisions.” …  [A] surprisingly large number of adults were perplexed by the meaning of the term “orally,” didn't know the difference between a teaspoon and tablespoon and were unable to calculate the proper dose of medicine.

 

Forty-three percent of adults have basic or below-basic reading skills – reading at roughly a fifth-grade level or lower - according to a nationwide assessment of adult literacy conducted by the US Department of Education in 2003.

 

Fifty-five percent of adults have basic or below-basic quantitative abilities; many are unable to solve simple arithmetic problems, including addition. … [M]any Americans could not determine the difference between two prices using a calculator or were unable to write a brief letter explaining a credit card billing error.

 

In another shocking example of innumeracy, a recent study conducted by Vanderbilt University found that 4 out of 10 adults were unable to calculate the amount of carbohydrates in a half a bagel, based on a serving size of a whole bagel. Get this: 68 percent of the study participants had at least some college education, yet they could not divide by two!

 

Against this backdrop, Wired takes Apple CEO Steve Jobs to task for raising objections to unionized and lifetime employment for K-12 public school teachers. Managing Editor Leander Kahney offers lots of attitude, but little data to refute Jobs:

 

"I believe that what is wrong with our schools in this nation is that they have become unionized in the worst possible way," the Apple CEO told a school-reform conference in Texas on Saturday. "This unionization and lifetime employment of K-12 teachers is off-the-charts crazy."

 

Jobs knows a lot about schools; he's been selling computers to them for more than 30 years. But don't you love it when a billionaire who sends his own kids to private school applies half-baked business platitudes to complex problems like schools? I'm surprised Jobs didn't suggest we outsource education to the same nonunion Chinese factories that build his iPods.

 

As someone who sends his kids to a struggling San Francisco public school (where 60 percent of the students are eligible for free lunches), I know for a fact that Jobs' ideas about unions are absurd, he's-on-a-different-planet bulls**t [emphasis, The Stiletto’s]. …

 

In California, the most pressing problems are schools that are too big, too bureaucratic and chronically under-funded. Teachers are criminally low paid and under-trained. Education - and school funding - has become solely about test scores. …

 

The most pressing problem with schools lies outside the schools themselves: It's the socioeconomic circumstances of the students they're trying to teach.

 

Whatever “facts” Kahney knows, he’s keeping close to the vest because he doesn’t divulge a single one of them in his entire 860-word piece. The only phrase that rings true is that teachers are criminally under-trained – and too many of them are too incompetent to teach their students to pass the tests they get school, or the ones they get in life.

 

 

Moonie Over Washington

 

After years trying to overcome its reputation as “the Moonie paper,” The Washington Times blew its credibility in one giant wad with this editorial on H.Res. 106. In a previous post, The Stiletto made the bold assertion that everyone except Turks and their apologists considers the Armenian Genocide settled history. She stands corrected. Everyone except Turks, their apologists and Moonies considers the Armenian Genocide settled history. The Stiletto regrets the error. 

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