NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Blue Screen Of Death
The Stiletto normally respects societal norms and refrains from speaking ill of the recently departed, but this yahoo could have killed innocent people so here goes: California Highway Patrol officers investigating a fatal crash near Yuba City, CA, have determined that the driver of a Honda Accord was using his laptop computer while driving on the freeway and crossed into oncoming traffic, smashing into a Hummer. When police got to the 28-year old’s vehicle, they found the still-functioning computer plugged into the cigarette lighter. The couple in the Hummer was not seriously injured.
- The Associated Press, February 27, 2007




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