WHAT A HEEL!: A Piss-Poor Dentist
Readers of this blog know that a post involving doo-doo just has to be followed by one involving pee-pee. You heard of rhetorical parallelism? This is scatological parallelism (second item). So here goes:
A medical tribunal found British dentist Alan Hutchinson, 51, guilty of repeatedly peeing in his surgery sink, using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears and neither wearing gloves nor washing his hands, thus risking the health of "himself, staff and patients" for more than 28 years. Reuters reports that another hearing will determine whether the dentist’s "unhygienic habits impaired his ability to treat patients, and if so, whether he should banned from practising" [emphasis, The Stiletto’s].
Socialized medicine: Everybody gets healthcare, but nobody gets competent healthcare. If this is the future of healthcare in America, be afraid. Very, very afraid.
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