NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Crow Wipes Out With Toilet Paper Ban
Sheryl Crow is funkier than The Stiletto thought – if she limits herself to a single square of toilet paper "in any one sitting," as she advocates in a blog post published by The Huffington Post last week (an April 24 post on Crow’s own Web site claims the "the toilet paper thing was a JOKE!!")
Was it? Or did her cheeks flush after she realized that not one sane person thinks her eco-friendly ideas "in the earliest stages of development are ... worth investigating."
Number One: Even Rosie ridiculed her on "The View" (video link). Number Two: She did not back off her planned clothing line with a detachable "dining sleeve" that you can use to wipe your mouth instead of a paper napkin (works great for snot too, she advises).
Just a joke? Doesn’t pass the smell test.
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May 13, 2007
The Stiletto wrote:
Sheryl Crow, who wants to fight global warming one square of TP at a time, has announced on her blog that she adopted a baby boy, whom she has named Wyatt, born two weeks ago. Congratulations to Crow on becoming an adoptive mother – something that would not have been possible had his birth mother chosen abortion. (PS The Stiletto hopes that Crow doesn’t try to toilet train Wyatt too early, just to cut down on the staggering number of diaper wipes she will have to use over the next couple of years.) ...
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