NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: At Least He Didn’t Use Any Toilet Paper!
After allegedly robbing the Bank of Magnolia in Canton, OH, on April 20, the suspect needed to purge himself of the dye-stained money, so he shredded and flushed it down a toilet in his parents’ home. A tip led sheriff's deputies to the suspect, who was in the middle of a card game at a local bar. Learning the loot was in the loo, deputies disconnected and searched the toilet, and were relieved to find the evidence in the trap. The suspect was arrested for aggravated robbery and ordered held on a $50,000 bond.
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