The Stiletto: Monthly Archives for May 2007

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Police Clean Out Teen’s Closet

THE DAILY BLADE: Secret Service, Immigration Officers And Airport Screeners Dropping Other Duties To Protect Presidential Candidates

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Source: Paris Hilton Is Dreading Jail Time

IF THE SHOE FITS: Protect Against Dust Mites

GOODY TWO SHOES: Do As I Say, Then Look The Other Way

WHAT A HEEL!: Globetrotting Tort Lawyer Exposes Airline Passengers, Crews To Rare Form Of TB

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Asleep At The Wheel

THE DAILY BLADE: The 800-Pound Elephant In The Room

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: John Edwards' Populism Is A Risky Bet

IF THE SHOE FITS: Symptoms Of Yeast Infection

WHAT A HEEL!: Assisted Living Staffer Helps Herself To Alzheimer Patient’s Ring

IN MY SHOES: When Every Day Is Memorial Day

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Paris Hilton Gets Religions

ON THE CUTTING EDGE: One Shoe, Two Heel Heights

THE DAILY BLADE: Two New Bios Depict Hillary Warts And … Warts

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Howling At The Wind Won't Stop Gunshots

IF THE SHOE FITS: Prevent The Spread Of Chickenpox

WHAT A HEEL!: Termites Are Nothing, Compared To This

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Romeo No Cyrano

THE DAILY BLADE: Home-Grown Muslim Terrorism Discombobulates The Media

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Sexual Advances at Singles Bars Common: Study

IF THE SHOE FITS: Healing Hemorrhoids

WHAT A HEEL!: Give A Dog A Bone

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: What Not To Doo When You Get A Parking Ticket

THE DAILY BLADE: The Measure Of A Man

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Cars, Alcohol & Women Are Deadly Mix

IF THE SHOE FITS: Symptoms Of Food Allergy

GOODY TWO SHOES: James Taranto Outs Himself: Part II

WHAT HEELS!: The Sum For The Parts

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Taking A Bite Is A Crime

THE DAILY BLADE: Exit, Stage Right

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Experts: Kids Avoid Weight Gain On Diet

IF THE SHOE FITS: When Your Child Wets The Bed

GOODY TWO SHOES: It’s Only Racist When Don Imus Says It

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Frosty Mug Leads To Mug Shot

THE DAILY BLADE: “Rudy McRomney” Wins

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Some People Are Prone To Accidents

IF THE SHOE FITS: Taking Care Of Problem Skin

IN MY SHOES: What It’s Like To Have Big Boobs

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Paper Trail

THE DAILY BLADE: Giuliani’s Time?

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Hands On The Wheel, Not On The BlackBerry Keys

IF THE SHOE FITS: Preparing For A CT Scan

GOODY TWO SHOES: Sheryl Crow Better Stock Up On Diaper Wipes

WHAT A HEEL!: Rutgers Resident Advisor Arrested

ON THE CUTTING EDGE: 3-D Printers Can Synthesize Solid Objects

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Prince Philip Proves He’s Not Smarter Than A Fifth Grader

THE DAILY BLADE: Can Hillary Avoid Ségolène’s Fate?

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Prescriptions Won't Work Unless You Take Them

IF THE SHOE FITS: Symptoms Of Tonsillitis

IN MY SHOES: How I Became A Mother

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me

ON THE CUTTING EDGE: Robot Wars

THE DAILY BLADE: Small Town America Lawyers Up For The Fight Against Illegal Immigration

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Kids' Sleep Problems May Affect Parents' Health

IF THE SHOE FITS: Causes Of Dry Mouth

WHAT A HEEL!: He Must Have Really Loved Those Pants

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Paris Hilton Proves You Can Be Criminally Stupid

ON THE CUTTING EDGE: ICE Goes After Fugitive Aliens (Finally)

THE DAILY BLADE: Which 2008 Candidate Would You Vote Off The Island?

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Doctors: Clothes, Not Sunscreen, Offer Best Sun Protection: Study

IF THE SHOE FITS: Symptoms Of Whiplash

WHAT A HEEL!: Readin’, Writin’ ‘n’ Rip Off

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: No More Hope For Glendora In Small Claims Court

THE DAILY BLADE: Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society Calls Lou Dobbs’ Comments Slamming Illegal Immigrants “Hate Speech Propaganda”

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: Doctors: Pot Triggers Psychotic Symptoms

IF THE SHOE FITS: Feel Better During Pregnancy

WHAT A HEEL!: Just Who Is The One With The Conflict Of Interest At The Los Angeles Times?: Part III

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Burglar Alarm Rats Out Crack House Owner

THE DAILY BLADE: Why The Outcome Of The French Election Matters To Hillary

PENETRATING INSIGHTS: If You're Thinking Of Trying Heroin, Think Again

IF THE SHOE FITS: Cracked Tooth?

WHAT A HEEL!: Just Who Is The One With The Conflict Of Interest At The Los Angeles Times?: Part II