NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Paris Hilton Proves You Can Be Criminally Stupid
Starting June 5th and for the next 45 days, Paris Hilton will be imprisoned at a women's jail in suburban Lynwood, CA, for violating the terms of her DUI probation. The Associated Press reports that Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled Hilton "will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, after a hearing."
Hilton’s mother was aghast at the outcome of the proceeding "after all the money we spent." Looks like she’ll be throwing more good money after bad, as Hilton's attorney, Howard Weitzman, vows an appeal.
In January, Hilton pleaded no contest to reckless driving on DUI charges alleging that on September 27, 2006 she was driving while "under the combined influence of an alcoholic beverage and a drug," and was sentenced to 3 years of probation, ordered to attend an alcohol education program and fined $1,500. She is now being thrown in the slammer because prosecutors say she never took the alcohol education course and was stopped for two additional traffic violations, including driving with a suspended license.
The Stiletto reckons that a month and a half should be time enough for Hilton’s roots to grow out. That’s not hot.
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May 28, 2007
The Stiletto wrote:
In a pathetically transparent attempt at rehabilitating her image in the hopes of an eleventh-hour reprieve from having to do not-so-hard-time on a DUI conviction, Paris Hilton has been spotted going to church (in a skimpy shoulder-baring dress), walking around town clutching a copy of the Holy Bible and leaving Buddhist emporium Bodhi Tree in Hollywood. So far, it looks as though she hasn’t a prayer with any deity known to Man. ...
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