NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: What Not To Doo When You Get A Parking Ticket
A 22-year old Austin, MN, man allegedly included a little something extra for the police when he paid his parking ticket: a dollop of doggie doo. Upset that his vehicle had been ticketed while it was parked in front of his home, he put the putrid payment into a drop box at the Austin Police Department. An office employee who opened the envelope got the poop all over her hands, and was hospitalized for two days after awakening the next morning with a headache and suffering repeated bouts of vomiting. The man was charged with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor, and has been summoned to appear in Mower County District Court June 15, 2007.
- The Associated Press, May 18, 2007
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