NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Paris Hilton Gets Religions


In a pathetically transparent attempt at rehabilitating her image in the hopes of an eleventh-hour reprieve from having to do not-so-hard-time on a DUI conviction, Paris Hilton has been spotted going to church (in a skimpy shoulder-baring dress), walking around town clutching a copy of the Holy Bible and leaving Buddhist emporium Bodhi Tree in Hollywood. So far, it looks as though she hasn’t a prayer with any deity known to Man.

Posted by The Stiletto at May 25, 2007
Categories: Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer
 

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  • June 4, 2007 Qwerty the cucumber wrote:
    Doesn't Corinthians say that women should cover their heads in church if they don't have long hair? No, that's IN church; I must be thinking of Britney Spears.
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