WHAT A HEEL!: Flagstaff Fink Filches Funeral Flowers
Christopher Billie, a 37-year-old from Flagstaff, AZ, allegedly opened the door of a hearse during a funeral and clambered inside to steal vases of flowers. The funeral director at Our Lady of Guadalupe Church saw the whole thing, and called police. Billie – who was inebriated at the time – was charged with one count of auto burglary.




A semi-qualified biologist's view: The guy probably wanted to save the flowers from wilting. ...since the gases produced from ripening/decaying fruit cause flowers to give up the ghost (as I have all too often seen), then perhaps the decaying human body might have a similar effect?
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