NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Burglar Gets Away With Nothing … Literally
A Duluth, MN, burglar actually left the home of his intended victims with less than he broke in with. When Wayne and Kathie Boniface returned home from dinner at a neighbor's, they found a young man in their kitchen. He grabbed the Mrs., which made her 69-year old husband spring into action, "wrestling him to the ground in a headlock and arm-lock," reports The Associated Press. Boniface ripped the man's shirt off and then yanked at his pants, which the burglar was wearing fashionably loose. One good tug and "his pants and underpants and shoes came completely off. He was completely nude," Boniface tells AP. About 20 minutes later, the police apprehended the naked burglar, and charged him with two counts of first-degree burglary.
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