NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Rotten Egg Mails Judge Hard Boiled Egg, But The Yolk’s On Him
NH inmate Charles Jay Wolff, serving 10 to 20 years for sexually assaulting a 7-year-old girl, mailed federal judge James Muirhead a hard-boiled egg in a manila envelope to protest the prison menu. Reports The Associated Press:
Wolff, 61, says he is an Orthodox Jew and has accused prison officials of refusing to feed him a kosher diet. Wolff also says he cannot tolerate hard-boiled eggs and is suing the state Department of Corrections for $10 million.
Wolff asked the judge to issue a preliminary injunction that would force prison officials to serve him meals that meet “both his spiritual and medical needs.”
Muirhead’s eggsasperated response to the eggsaggerated claims in the suit was an eggsact parody of Dr. Seuss: "I do not like eggs in the file. I do not like them in any style. I will not take them fried or boiled. I will not take them poached or broiled. I will not take them soft or scrambled. Despite an argument well-rambled."
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