NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Craig, Constituents Clash

 

Craig, Idaho's trying to let you know

Please don't stay, you gotta go

If you say that you are mine
You’ll be stuck here 'til the end of time
Craig, I’m trying to let you know
Please don't stay, you gotta go


Always tease, tease, tease 
Do I have to beg down on my knees?
One day you're gone and then you backtrack
I just want you off my back
Craig, I’m trying to let you know

Please don't stay, you gotta go

Please don't stay, you gotta go now
Please don't stay, you gotta go now
You've caused us all a lot of trouble
An' if you stay it will be double
So come on, you gotta go

 

Please don't stay, you gotta go!

Posted by The Stiletto at October 8, 2007
Categories: Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer
 

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  • October 11, 2007 Qwerty the cucumber wrote:
    Did you compose this yourself? If you did, you are the ideal Renaissance woman - fluent in Latin, poetry, literary twists, politics,...
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    1. October 11, 2007 The Stiletto wrote:
      The Stiletoo wishes she was fluent in Latin, but that is not the case. She spent the better part of an afternoon studying Latin grammar and vocabulary so she could come up with something clever with which to introduce that great article you brought to her attention. As for this post, let's just say The Stiletto was channeling "Weird Al" Yankovic. It occurred to The Stiletto that with only minimal tweaking the lyrics to The Clash song, "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?," perfectly described Larry Craig's vascillating.
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