NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Texter Not Trainspotting


Robert Gillespie was a texter.
A drunken texter was he.
He didn’t look upon the railroad tracks,
The freight train he did not see.
Splat! End of Message.

Posted by The Stiletto at October 19, 2007
Categories: Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer
 

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  • October 21, 2007 Qwerty the cucumber wrote:
    I suppose you spoofed the lyrics on this one too? In my head I'm running through possible tunes; the one whose mood (not necessarily rhythm) seems to fit this one is "Grandpa Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Keep up your hilarious rhymes!
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    1. October 21, 2007 The Stiletto wrote:
      Try this:

      Ooey Gooey Ooey Gooey was a worm
      A mighty worm was he
      He crawled upon the railroad track
      The train he did not see
      Ooey Gooey

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