WHAT A HEEL!: Stick A Pork In Him, He’s Done
Tony Willis, 38, of Ardmore, OK, got into an altercation with another man on New Year's day and stabbed him with a pork chop bone. When police arrived on the scene, they found blood from the victim on Willis’s clothing and a puncture wound from Willis’s pork chop bone on the victim’s neck, reports KFOR-Channel 4 (Oklahoma City). Willis was arrested, and the victim was treated at a nearby hospital and released.




Heeheehee! A few thoughts on that -
1. If we manage to replace all knives with pork bones, it's a doggone good way to stop Islamofascist honor killings...they won't even touch one of those piggy pokers.
2. Who eats pork on New Year's? I thought (typical closed-minded conservative that I am) that most people have turkey or some other bird.
3. Maybe this post could be in a new category called Sharp Words or something of the sort - I do love a good play on words! :D
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The Stiletto's glad you appreciate her jokey headlines. Can't be serious all the time!
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