NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Boxers Or Briefs?
After Elizabeth Blankenship, 48, allegedly cased a convenience store in English, WV, and left, Jerry Keene, 40, also allegedly entered wearing underpants on his head, brandished a gun and demanded money. Witnesses were able to see through the “disguise,” and both Blankenship and Keene were charged with armed robbery for the attempted hold-up at the Hillbilly Market. The Stiletto’s not making this up.




Perhaps he was inspired by the Visa (?) commercial ending with the punchline: "Telling your superhero nephew that his mask has a skid mark? Priceless."
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