NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: He Should Have Worn His Other Pants
At the Houston County Courthouse to check in with his probation officer, Malcom Williams, 51, of Dothan, AL, emptied his pockets before walking through the metal detector. Out came his keys, some coins and two baggies stuffed with weed, reports The Associated Press. “Every now and then you have somebody who forgets what he had in his pockets,” said Houston County Sheriff's Capt. Antonio Gonzalez. Williams was booked into the Houston County Jail without bond for violating his probation.