NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Where The Moon Don’t Shine
Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man had to be treated at the hospital after he and two friends ran down a street in a “mooning” incident, reports The Associated Press. According to the police statement, the man “pushed his behind against the window of a café,” and got “deep wounds” to his nether region when the glass broke. How lucky his injuries were minor, considering The Netherlands has socialized medicine.




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