THE OTHER SHOE DROPS: Updates To Previous Posts


Waterboarding: The Latest Fad To Sweep The U.S.: Back in March, The Stiletto noted that many more Americans have undergone waterboarding out of curiosity than terrorists out of necessity. Add Vanity Fair's Christopher Hitchens to the list (video): “I apply the Abraham Lincoln test for moral casuistry: “If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong.” Well, then, if waterboarding does not constitute torture, then there is no such thing as torture.

 

Yes, but how torturous a form of torture is waterboarding? Slavery can be considered torture (fourth item) that lasts a lifetime, whereas waterboarding is over within seconds or minutes. As “rough interrogation techniques” go, waterboarding isn’t nearly as bad as it gets. With all due respect to Hitchens, The Stiletto is still not losing any sleep over Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s waterboarding. 

 

Michael Vick Is Like Richard Nixon, But Leona Helmsley Is No George Bush (second item): After Michael Vick pleaded guilty to conspiring to run a dogfighting operation last year, no one knew what would happen to his 50 pit bulls, according to The Washington Post – and some animal rights groups advocated these “ticking time bombs” be euthanized when “they were no longer valuable as evidence” in the case. But U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson took a chance on the dogs, and many of them have been rehabilitated:

 

Of the 49 pit bulls animal behavior experts evaluated in the fall, only one was deemed too vicious to warrant saving and was euthanized. (Another was euthanized because it was sick and in pain.)

 

More than a year after being confiscated from Vick's property, Leo, a tan, muscular pit bull, dons a colorful clown collar and visits cancer patients as a certified therapy dog in California. Hector, who bears deep scars on his chest and legs, recently was adopted and is about to start training for national flying disc competitions in Minnesota. Teddles takes orders from a 2-year-old. Gracie is a couch potato in Richmond who lives with cats and sleeps with four other dogs.

 

Of the 47 surviving dogs, 25 were placed directly in foster homes, and a handful have been or are being adopted. Twenty-two were deemed potentially aggressive toward other dogs and were sent to an animal sanctuary in Utah. Some, after intensive retraining, are expected to move on to foster care and eventual adoption.

 

Veterinarian Frank McMillan, who is following the progress of some Vick’s dogs, tells the WaPo that there is little research on deprogramming fighting dogs because “these animals don't survive.”

 

  

It’s Only Porn If It Involves A Conservative: In a Washington Post editorial Michael Kinsley defends “professional jokester” Al Franken (D), who is looking to unseat incumbent Sen. Norm Coleman (R-MN), and the “arge inventory of potential gaffe material to explain away” on account of having been “a professional comedian before turning to politics.” Kinsley adds: “Franken (a slight but friendly acquaintance of mine) is in a quandary. He can't stop his campaign to defend every joke he's ever written that someone now finds offensive, or pretends to. Trying to explain a joke is notoriously pointless anyway.”

 

A post about this WaPo editorial on The New York Times blog “The Opionionator” is titled “Endangered Punchlines.” Chris Suellentrop should get a grip. The only danger Franken and other comedians in the U.S. face is flop sweat. That headline is more fitting to describe a very unfunny trampling of free speech in Canada, where the same outfit that called Mark Steyn's article about the global march of Islamofascism "hate speech" (second item) is also persecuting Toronto comedian Guy Earle, reports National Post:

 

A Canadian stand-up comedian will face a human rights tribunal hearing after a woman complained she and her friends faced a “tirade of homophobic and sexist comments” while attending one of his shows.

 

In a decision released this week, the B. C. Human Rights Tribunal ruled there is enough evidence to hear the case of Vancouver woman Lorna Pardy against Toronto comedian Guy Earle. Zesty's Restaurant in Vancouver, where the May 22, 2007, show took place, has also been named in the complaint. …

 

"Mr. Earle does, however, admit that he used comments which he now regrets," says the tribunal. "Those admitted comments may go to establish discrimination." …

 

Mr. Earle said the complaint is an attack on comedians' right to perform. "I would never have expected it would get escalated to a philosophical battle."

 

Earle is holding a benefit concert in Toronto July 19th to raise money to pay his legal fees.

 

Editorial Note: In his piece, Kinsley repeatedly refers to Franken as a comedic “professional” but calls Coleman a “hack.” Reviewing Franken’s oervre, The Stiletto believes Kinsley has it exactly backwards.

 

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