NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Maybe He’s A Mayo Man
According to cops in UT, Vitaly Kovtun, 22, was stopped at an intersection when another car driven by Stephen Cox pulled alongside his SUV and gestured for him to roll down his window. When he did, Cox asked “Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?” After getting a handgun out of his glove compartment, Kovtun allegedly cocked and leveled it at Cox and said, “Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your f***ing windows up,” reports The Smoking Gun. One of Cox’s passengers wrote down Kovtun’s plate number and the police were able to find and charge him with felony aggravated assault.
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