NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Funky Fresno Foodie
Antonio Vasquez, 22, was arrested after he broke into the Fresno, CA, home of two sleeping farmworkers, stole money and awakened them by rubbing one with spices and clubbing the other one with an eight-inch sausage, reports The Associated Press. Sheriff’s deputies found Vasquez hiding in a field clad only in socks and underwear.




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