NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Get With The Feelin' At The Car Wash – Yeah!
After a resident of Swan Creek Township, MI, called police to report suspicious activity at a local car wash, an officer checking out the scene found a 29-year-old man in the act of using the establishment’s vacuum for sexual gratification, reports The Associated Press. The suspect, whose name hasn’t been released as of this posting, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
[Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious New York firm, and occasional contributor to this blog.]
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