ON THE CUTTING EDGE: Your Butt Will Look Good In These Jeans
Levi's Ultimate Lift 544 claims that it “leverages unique, proprietary fit technology, fabric and design to help lift the wearer's derriere” and “contours the traditional shape of a jean's pattern to create a cup shape through each seat panel” that “is designed to actually lift the wearer's rear into the cup shape of the seat, resulting in a firmly lifted derriere,” reports Marketing Daily. Look for this miracle garment at department and specialty stores around Thanksgiving. If it’s not all just marketing hype, these jeans will be one more thing many women can be thankful for – especially First Lady-Elect Michelle Obama.
The media has taken to gushing about the “buff arms” of our First-Lady-To-Be, but what about her huge hips, thighs and butt? Lest anyone cry “racism” this ain’t a black thing, it’s a butt thing (see comments) and proportionality requires an ample bosom to balance a big butt - you know Blackwell would have said so had he been alive to see Michelle Obama in That Hideous Dress. Which is why the MSM’s comparisons of Michelle O to the ever-slim and elegant Jackie-O are laughable, but will endear her to millions of women – black, white and Latina - who have the same bottom-heavy figure.