NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: All In A Day’s Work For “Super Gordon” And “The One”
Here’s an alarming headline from The Associated Press: “Obama Left With Little Time To Curb Global Warming.” Not to worry, Reuters reports that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has already taken care of it. During a press conference about the global financial crisis, he said: “And we not only saved the world …” That leaves Barack Hussein Obama* free to cure cancer, feed the multitudes with a couple of loaves and fishes and transmute lead into gold so we can pay for all the bailouts.
* It’s OK to use his middle name now; The New York Times says so.




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