NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive Drunk
Shawn Wallace, 41, of Kennewick, WA, was arrested for unlawfully discharging a weapon after a neighbor called the police to report that a man was shooting paintballs at a car, reports The Associated Press. The officers were unmoved by Wallace’s explanation that he was trying to keep a tipsy friend from getting behind the wheel by blasting the windshield of his car with paintballs.
[Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious New York firm, and occasional contributor to this blog.]
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