NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: What A Boob!
A man called the Kettering, OH, police department to report a woman breastfeeding and talking on a cell phone while driving a van full of kids to school. He took down her plate number, and followed her so he could report her movements to the police, reports the Dayton Daily News:
"I'm following right behind her right now on Far Hills Avenue," the caller said as he spoke to a Kettering dispatcher in a recording of his non-emergency call …
"I tried to say something to her. She literally has the little girl on the steering wheel and I said, 'I can't believe you have that kid in your lap and she said, 'You want to pop your titty out and breastfeed this kid?'" …
After police investigated further, Genine Compton, 39, was charged with a first-degree misdemeanor of child endangering and minor misdemeanor for unlawfully restraining her child. If convicted of the child endangering charge, Compton could face up to 180 days in jail and fined $1,500 to $1,800. She could be fined up to $150 if convicted of the unlawful restraint charge.
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