NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: We Are All Just Prisoners Here, Of Our Own Device
Harry Jackson, 25, snuck out of jail, walked to a convenience store, stole 14 packs of cigarettes and then tried to slip back into jail like nothing happened, reports The Associated Press. Jackson, who was being held for forgery, identity fraud, possession of cocaine with intent to sell, was arrested for the escape by sheriff’s deputies. The Camden County, GA, jail is a smoke-free facility.
[Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious New York firm, and occasional contributor to this blog.]
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