NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Like A Moth To A Flame
John Spinnie drove to the Hamilton County (OH) courthouse for a hearing on assault and criminal damaging charges in a stolen SUV and parked it in front of the prosecutor's office, reports WLWT (Channel-5, Cincinnati). Police found six pieces of stolen jewelry worth $1,800 in the SUV, and Spinnie is now charged with two counts of receiving stolen property. Police also suspect him in a rash of area burglaries, “including one where he allegedly stole a flat-screen TV ... from an assistant prosecutor's home.” [Emphasis throughout: The Stiletto.]
[Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious




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