NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Double Trouble
Grace Rosario-Torres and Melissa Oliveira had something in common, besides being 20-years old. They both showed up to a hearing at Lawrence (MA) District Court to support their boyfriends, only to find out there were two girlfriends but only one boyfriend, reports The Eagle-Tribune:
When the two women learned they were dating the same man, they began to argue. Outside the courthouse, they got into a brawl which drew officers and a large crowd.
When officers arrived, Oliveira was on the ground with Rosario-Torres over her, the police report said.
They were both charged with assault and battery, and disorderly conduct.
Not to be outdone, Charles L. Clemens Jr., 61, of Overland Park (KS) has been charged with bigamy and other felonies after authorities learned he was married to two women who lived in the same apartment complex, reports The Kansas City Star:
The case began in November when police were called to the apartment of his first wife on a domestic dispute, authorities said. They found Clemens with both women after being called by the second wife. …
He was married to his first wife for 22 years, Erickson said. Court records say the second marriage occurred in January 2006. Both women are in their 50s.
Bonus: Here’s the photo caption from a New York Daily News article about Natasha Richardson’s funeral. The Stiletto knows that readers of this blog are smart enough to spot the grammatical errors that slipped by the copy editor without her having to point them out:
The hearse carrying actress Natasha Richardson's body enters the upstate farm where Liam Neeson and her were married 15-year earlier.
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