NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: A Mess ShamWow Can’t Clean Up
ShamWow pitchman (video link) Vince Shlomi, 44, was arrested in Miami last month on felony battery charges for allegedly getting into a physical altercation with stripper/hooker Sasha Harris, whom he had taken back to his hotel room and paid $1,000 for "straight sex," reports TheSmokingGun.com:
Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. … After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. … While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors ... declined to file formal charges against the combatants.
Beware of Billy Mays imitators.
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