NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Punk Was Feeling Lucky
A clerk at B&S Liquor in Hartford, WI, called police after a 20-year-old stuck a bottle of whiskey in his pants, then stuck around to fill out a raffle ticket for a ticket to Slinger Super Speedway, The Associated Press reports. On his way out, he grabbed two more bottles of whiskey. The clerk pulled his ticket out of the raffle box and the man won a visit to his home by the police. He was charged with misdemeanor retail theft, resisting an officer and disorderly conduct.
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