NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Can You Hear Me Now?
An armed man who asked a clerk at an Office Depot store in downtown Chicago to empty out the cash register fled empty-handed when the quick-thinking employee flipped on the public address system and the robber heard his demands broadcast throughout the store, reports CNN. The bandit later successfully robbed a nearby Fannie May candy store at gunpoint.
[Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious New York firm, and occasional contributor to this blog.]
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