NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bad Kitty
In a novel twist on the excuse, “the dog ate my homework,” Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, FL, claims that when he left the room while downloading music his cat jumped on the keyboard of his computer and somehow managed to download more than 1,000 images of alleged child pornography, reports USA Today. Griffin, 48, was charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography and is being held at the Martin County jail on a $250,000 bond. The cat was not charged with a crime and is being held at a neighbor’s home – a situation that could change if the neighbor catches the kitty downloading porn.
[Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious New York firm, and occasional contributor to this blog.]