NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: As Long As He Had A Good Reason ...
The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that a 6’ 3” barber robbed a store two doors down from his barbershop because he was wee-weed over having been sold “bad beef jerky” that sickened him and his dog:
The store owner feared the robber had a gun.
Then he recognized the barber and told him so. The barber became irate, grabbed the cash register and sprinted outside, police said. …
The owner called police as the barber got away. The officer who arrived first knew the barber too - the barber cuts the officer's hair.
Detectives went to the barber's Brunswick house, which is right next to the police station.
Police found him at his girlfriend's house a few miles away and arrested him.
With his $98 haul, the barber bought a pizza. At that price, it must've had the works.
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