NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Antisocial Networking
Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, PA, was arraigned on one count of felony daytime burglary for breaking into a home and stealing two diamond rings worth more than $3,500, reports The Journal (Martinsburg, WV). Before he left, he stopped to check his Facebook account on the victim’s computer – and forgot to log off. Parker was known to be visiting a friend in the area, so the police were easily able to track him down. If convicted, his status will be: “Rotting in jail.”
[Hat Tip: Reader Pam Siegfried]




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