NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Head Case
A police officer in a Lebanon, PA, convenience store noticed Cesar Lopez, 29, peering inside his baseball cap. When Lopez looked up, a small plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana was stuck to his forehead, reports The Associated Press. The officer pulled the bag off Lopez's forehead and arrested him for drug possession.
[Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious New York firm, and occasional contributor to this blog.]




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